You know you are safe when...

You receive a citation on your front door from the Police saying you have violated code. One might ask..."What in the world have the Hays' done to get the attention of the Munhall Police department???"
The answer is obvious. If you had the time to look over the fence into the back yard.

But seriously?! The Police have that much time on their hands in my little bourough??? Really?"Oh come on officer! Our grass isn't out of control! Not at all!"

Okay. Maybe it was. Just a little. This is the yard half mowed. Eek.